Rufus

Rufus's bad day

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Rufus
on 2nd February 2010 at 13:04 (395 Views)
What a day. You humans just do not understand what a cocker has to go through.
First the human stays in bed with laptop and watching telly till really late, and I mean 8.00. Cheek.
Then she calls me in from the garden when I am innocently harassing birds.
Then that collar-means I have to come back.
Then the car. HaHa I say to my self she is trying to soft soap me. We are off on a nice walk. I am not that easy to get round.
I pretend actually I do not like this walk but she IGNORES me. and walks ahead. How rude is that?
Then I realise that actually I do and I have to pretend and walk by her till my nose gets the better of me.
Then so many blinking labs you can't believe it.
They better not come near my rear end I say to myself.
Can you believe it 4 of them in some sort of humpingfest. Disgusting
Then a very rude Chesopeake bay retriever tried to mug the human. I told him to behave himself I can tell you.
Then back home and the smallest most pathetic breakfast. Rations . Not impressed
Then what a blinking cheek- the clean water torture. I now smell disgusting, all herby. Like some kind of lapdog
What a morning. Bids please for a better home.
Apparently worse is to come this afternoon. Can it get worse?
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  1. Rufus - 2nd February 2010 15:53
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    You guessed it the VET. He prodded and poked and pulled and pushed and felt personal places and listened and it was NOT NICE. I cuddled him but only before he did these things. I am perfect, but might have damaged a thigh muscle so I have to take it easy and be spoiled. And what is it with that long sharp thing? Why the nastiness? I've had enough and am off to chase the cat.
  2. Tanya - 2nd February 2010 16:50
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    awww poor Rufus what have they done to you
  3. kalem - 3rd February 2010 21:08
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    Poor poor Rufus, you think today was bad Mate, wait till three weeks time lol
    Hope he has forgiven you now Viv ?
  4. Rufus - 3rd February 2010 22:09
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    Hmm. Wouldn't come to bed. had to go into master's room for evening sulk. It's freezing in there cos the radiator thermostat isn't working, but he snuggles on the black sheet and pretends he isn't there!