There's a piranha in my bathtub.

[Beth]

Honestly, i just had a bath, and am now missing a rather large chunk of finger. :033: I checked for all the obvious causes like a stray razor, but nope, nothing.

I've come to the only other possible conclusion. I have a piranha in the bath. :(

(still, it beats flea's eh? :045: )

[Alpha]

Bllody hell Beth you'll be able to open a childrens zoo there soon :09:

[Beth]

:045: Yeah... Jarvis can do the donkey rides. :D