happydog
2nd January 2008, 16:55
In spite of it being incredibly sexist -I still had a good laugh at this one :mrgreen:
(It wouldn't take much imagination to create a male version, I am sure ;) )
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinkingmate 4.2 which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Ladsnightout 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
I tried shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with Freesexplus and Cleanhouse 2007.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife1.0 also has an automatic diary, explorer and e-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch Turbostrop and multi-whinge. These latter products have no help files, and I have to try and guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoeshop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also when Wife1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2008, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2008; it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.
(It wouldn't take much imagination to create a male version, I am sure ;) )
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinkingmate 4.2 which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Ladsnightout 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
I tried shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with Freesexplus and Cleanhouse 2007.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife1.0 also has an automatic diary, explorer and e-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch Turbostrop and multi-whinge. These latter products have no help files, and I have to try and guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoeshop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also when Wife1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2008, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2008; it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.