Two prayers from down under

[happydog]

A Woman's Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep;
One who's handsome, smart and strong;
One who loves to listen long;
One who thinks before he speaks;
One who'll call, won't wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
when I spend cash, won't be annoyed;
Pulls out my chair, opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
I pray this man will make love without end
Yet always be my very best friend
Amen


Australian Male's Prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big knockers
Who owns a bottle shop and a big boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh..

N.B. Sentiments expressed in the second part of this poem are not necessarilly those of the writer!