Men Beware!!

[Michelle]

Hell hath no Fury like a woman scorned!!

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Thought these were hysterical, especially like the building poster, nice touch :lol:

[Jan/Billy]

ha!!! Love the last one :lol:

[stumpy]

Hmmm.... Emily seems a tad insensitive and rather upset there!!

[MightyMouth]

That billboard is classic. My kind of girl :D

[Velox]

:shock:

[Angela]

Girl Power !

[Pixie]

Warning signals for men!! ' A dictionary of women's indirect terms'

'Fine' a woman uses this word at the end of any argument where she believes she's in the right but needs him to shut up. A man should never use 'Fine' to describe how a woman looks. This may end in an argument that ends with the woman saying 'Fine'.

'Five minutes' this is about half an hour. It is equivalent to the last five minutes a football game is going to take before a man says he'll take out the rubbish.

'Nothing', this means 'something'. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has when she feels like choking a man. 'Nothing' signifies the start of an argument that will last 'Five minutes' and end with the word 'Fine'.

'Go ahead' (with raised eyebrows) this is a dare that will result in the woman getting upset over 'Nothing' and will end with the word 'Fine.'

'Go ahead' (with normal eyebrows) this means 'I give up' or 'Do what you want because I don't care'. You'll usually receive a (raised eyebrows) 'Go ahead' within a few minutes, followed by 'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she will talk to you in 'Five minutes' when she cools down.

Loud sigh, this means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing and arguing with you over 'Nothing.'

'Oh?' as the start of a sentence, 'Oh?' usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. For instance, 'Oh? I talked to your brother about what you were doing last night' and 'Oh?, I'm expected to believe that, am I?' She will tell you she is 'Fine' as she is throwing your clothes out of the window but don't try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a (raised eyebrows) 'Go ahead'.

'That's ok' this means she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever you've done. 'That's ok' is often used with 'Fine' and in conjunction with a (rasied eyebrows) 'Go ahead'. At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in big trouble.

'Please do' this is not a statement, it is an offer for you to talk. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse you have for doing whatever you have done. If you don't tell the truth you'll get a 'That's ok' at the end.

'Really?' she is not questioning the validity of what you are saying, she's simply telling you she doesn't believe a word. You offer to explain and get a 'Please do'. The more you tell her your excuses the louder and more sarcastic her 'Reallys' become, peppered with lot's of 'Oh's', raised eyebrows and a final 'Loud sigh'.

'Thanks a lot' a woman will say this when she is really cheesed off. It signifies you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the 'Loud sigh', as she will say 'Nothing'. The next time she'll let you be intimate with her will be 'One day'.

(Why men lie and women cry - Allan and Barbara Pease)