AngieBaby!
5th October 2009, 16:27
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic:- Cost - £14.99
Clinton:- Cost - £14.99
Titanic:- Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:- Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:- The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:- The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:-Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:- Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:- In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:- Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:- During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton:- Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:- Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:- Let's not go there.
Titanic:- Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:- Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:- Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:- Clinton doesn't remember Jack Shit.
Titanic:- Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:- Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:- Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:- Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic:- Cost - £14.99
Clinton:- Cost - £14.99
Titanic:- Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:- Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:- The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:- The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:-Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:- Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:- In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:- Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:- During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton:- Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:- Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:- Let's not go there.
Titanic:- Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:- Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:- Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:- Clinton doesn't remember Jack Shit.
Titanic:- Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:- Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:- Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:- Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing