PDA

View Full Version : True


Teddy
4th September 2009, 18:24
Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
fangedwolf
5th September 2009, 05:00
huh?
Teddy
5th September 2009, 07:57
huh?
Sorry guys should have read..........
A crowded elevator
smells different to midget.

Typing wth my gloves on again!!
fangedwolf
5th September 2009, 09:42
I still don't get it. :/
Teddy
5th September 2009, 10:56
I still don't get it. :/
Never mind - try this one. (I just hope you are not Irish).

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
fangedwolf
5th September 2009, 22:20
ok that one was funny :D