lyn
24th October 2007, 17:59
irishman, scotsman and englishman all sitting in a bar.
they spot jesus sitting on his own
each one sends him over a drink and jesus sups each pint slowly.
when he's finished he walks over to the irishman, shakes his hand and thanks him for the pint. 'aww will ye look at dat' said the irishman, 'me arthritis is gone.
jesus then walks over and thanks the scotsman for his pint and shakes his hand. ach now says the scot, ma bad backs cured
jesus approaches the englishman but the englishman looks horrified and runs away screaming...... FUCK OFF! I'M ON DISABILITY BENEFIT :lol:
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a woman goes on holiday to jamaica, meets a handsome jamaican man and has great sex.
afterwards she askes him his name
'snow' he replied. the woman starts laughing
'why are you laughing' asks the man,
'i'm thinking of my husband', he'll never believe me when i tell him i've had 10 inches of snow in the caribbean'.......
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a woman was in a coma for several months until one day the nurses noticed a slight response whilst washing her fanny.
they both rushed to her husband and suggested a little oral sex might bring her round. he agreed and went rushing into his wifes room.
a few minutes later her monitor flatlined, there was no pulse or heart rate. the nurses rushed in asking what happened.
husband said he wasn't sure but thought she may have choked.....
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8 ways vodka is better than cock!
1..vodka is always stiff
2..vodka doesn't look smaller when its cold
3..vodka lasts as long as you want it to
4.. vodka doesn't prod you in the back every morning demanding attention
5..you don't care how far down your throat vodka goes :lol:
6..you can have as many vodkas as you like in 1 night without looking like a slut
7..you can enjoy a vodka in front of your mum
8..VODKA IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SWALLOW :12:
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What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly into a hole and works best when jerked?
A SEATBELT :lol: :lol: :lol:
they spot jesus sitting on his own
each one sends him over a drink and jesus sups each pint slowly.
when he's finished he walks over to the irishman, shakes his hand and thanks him for the pint. 'aww will ye look at dat' said the irishman, 'me arthritis is gone.
jesus then walks over and thanks the scotsman for his pint and shakes his hand. ach now says the scot, ma bad backs cured
jesus approaches the englishman but the englishman looks horrified and runs away screaming...... FUCK OFF! I'M ON DISABILITY BENEFIT :lol:
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a woman goes on holiday to jamaica, meets a handsome jamaican man and has great sex.
afterwards she askes him his name
'snow' he replied. the woman starts laughing
'why are you laughing' asks the man,
'i'm thinking of my husband', he'll never believe me when i tell him i've had 10 inches of snow in the caribbean'.......
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a woman was in a coma for several months until one day the nurses noticed a slight response whilst washing her fanny.
they both rushed to her husband and suggested a little oral sex might bring her round. he agreed and went rushing into his wifes room.
a few minutes later her monitor flatlined, there was no pulse or heart rate. the nurses rushed in asking what happened.
husband said he wasn't sure but thought she may have choked.....
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8 ways vodka is better than cock!
1..vodka is always stiff
2..vodka doesn't look smaller when its cold
3..vodka lasts as long as you want it to
4.. vodka doesn't prod you in the back every morning demanding attention
5..you don't care how far down your throat vodka goes :lol:
6..you can have as many vodkas as you like in 1 night without looking like a slut
7..you can enjoy a vodka in front of your mum
8..VODKA IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SWALLOW :12:
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What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly into a hole and works best when jerked?
A SEATBELT :lol: :lol: :lol: