Pixie
13th October 2007, 07:58
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please
come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started.
' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it
supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on
the box, it's a tiger.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with
the puzzle. She lets him in
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks
at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we
do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you
to relax'.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then'
He sighed.........
Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.'
come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started.
' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it
supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on
the box, it's a tiger.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with
the puzzle. She lets him in
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks
at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we
do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you
to relax'.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then'
He sighed.........
Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.'