my son mike and the drunk goggles

[lyn]

the other day my son michael came in wearing a pair of those goggles that are supposed to make you feel drunk. i asked him for a go but he said they don't work. i tried them on and moaned coz they were crap. mike turned to me and said
'maybe you need to be drunk for them to work'.
i cannot believe how stupid my kids are sometimes :lol: :lol:

[Simon]

Lol... awww bless!

[Pixie]

LOL!! Sounds like something my son would say!!

We were at Baskin Robbins and we were asked if we wanted to sample tiger tail flavour ice cream.. he said is it actually made with tigers tails then? Classic... I'm never gonna let him forget that one! :lol: :lol:

[Michelle]

My ex's youngest son, when he was 13 asked "Do babygrows really make baby's grow?" erm...yeah now go back to your corner :08: :D

[lyn]

my sister in a very posh eaterie!
on the men was 'pate' or 'soup' for starters.
waiter comes to take our orders. gets to sheila and says madam can i take your order please.
sheila replied (in her poshest voice) yes i'll have the pate soup please" then waiter asked what main. sheila replied, "steak" waiter, "and how would you like your steak madam" sheila replied, "cooked please" waiter then asked what she wanted with her steak french fries or potatoes. sheila asked could he manage to find some chips!!!
i have never been out to eat with her since.
she also came bowling with her and it was her first time there. she watched the pro's and decided she would copy their moves. she took a run up to the lane went to bend her knee and next thing i knew she was nearly down with the skittles. it was sooo funny :lol: