liverpool/man u joke

[lyn]

there were three men on the maternity ward waiting for thier wives to give birth
one was a liverpool fan
one was a man u fan
and one was a jamaican.
the nurse appeared and apologising profusely explained tha all the mens babies had been mixed up.
she took the men to the nursery and the man u fan picked up the black baby. the jamaican says to the manu fan, "that baby is clearly mine" to which the man u fan replied "listen mate one of them other fuckers is a scouser and i'm not taking any chances :lol: :lol:

[Michelle]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Alpha]

but it would of laughed a lot...can't imagine anything worse than a man utd baby bet it is a right miserable little sod,

[Simon]

You're only saying that cos liverpudlian babies get stolen before they decide which team they like!

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[Michelle]

Pmsl @ Simon :D :D

[Alpha]

yeah to bloody play for Man Utd.

[Simon]

I think that'd only happen if we'd already scraped the bottom of the barrel....

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