New Boy

[Teddy]

Hi I am new to the site. I see that many folk enjoy the company of a dog (or two +). I can not remember a time when I did not have a dog. I do not know how to describe myself. Male, in my prime years, tall, fair haired, work (when I have to) from home, lives near Gatwick Airport. I asked my friends how best to describe myself and they said pathological liar would best sum me up! So there you have it. Talk soon.

[MightyMouth]

Welcome to VC mate:059: Great to have another male on board so the others don't feel so outnumbered. Stay away from the arcade (it is addictive) and the resident nutters who will make themselves known in due course!!

[jean]

welcome to VC..l watch out for theresa!! amongst many others!! nah its good fun on here.

[Theresa]

welcome to VC..l watch out for theresa!! amongst many others!! nah its good fun on here.

Hey....I am perfectly nice Teddy so ignore that Jean....She's just jealous because my dogs are better behaved than hers....I'm also a pathological liar :045::045::045::045:

[Meerkat]

Hi and welcome :048:

we need to know about your dogs and some pics of them too :024:

hope you enjoy being on here - we are a friendly bunch and the more you post the more we get to know you and you us :024:

[stumpy]

Welcome aboard Teddy, have fun and steer well clear of the ever growing band of psychos [all of which are female of course] :040:

[Teddy]

Thanks people for warm welcome. Tell me I am OK to be on here - it is not a site for ladies only is it? I mean if it is I will just have to resign and come back on with a different name and tell even more lies!

[stumpy]

Thanks people for warm welcome. Tell me I am OK to be on here - it is not a site for ladies only is it? I mean if it is I will just have to resign and come back on with a different name and tell even more lies!

We're just dandy on here and it's defo NOT for ladies only although the majority of members at present are female or at least in the category of 'Big Girls Blouse'.....enjoy and invite other males on board, cheers :048:

[Meerkat]

Welcome aboard Teddy, have fun and steer well clear of the ever growing band of psychos [all of which are female of course] :040:


We're just dandy on here and it's defo NOT for ladies only although the majority of members at present are female or at least in the category of 'Big Girls Blouse'.....enjoy and invite other males on board, cheers :048:
You know what MR - you can really go off people :069:

Mmm i think I'll let admin deal with you - where is she ??? you haven't left her up in the loft have you ???

[Nessie]

Hi Teddy - i'm the only sane one on here who you can rely on to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!!

[Teddy]

Thank you Nessie. I have made a note of your name and will know where to come to for the 'whole truth' when the scrapping starts.

[Meerkat]

Thank you Nessie. I have made a note of your name and will know where to come to for the 'whole truth' when the scrapping starts.

NO Scrapping allowed on this forum :043:

[Teddy]

NO Scrapping allowed on this forum :043:
oh! An official smack so early in my membership. I will keep my head down - promise.

[Meerkat]

No that was not an official smack :048: that was a friendly comment :044::075:

[MightyMouth]

I can give you an official smack if you are into all that!! Yes us ladies (and I use the term loosely) do outnumber the gentlemen (and I use that term even more loosely) but the few we do have seem to hold their own (so to speak) so you should do just fine and dandy.

I am definitely not a pathological liar.............or am I? :074:

[stumpy]

hi teddy - i'm the only sane one on here who you can rely on to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!!

:034::069::035::043::067::058:

[Meerkat]

I can give you an official smack if you are into all that!! Yes us ladies (and I use the term loosely) do outnumber the gentlemen (and I use that term even more loosely) but the few we do have seem to hold their own (so to speak) so you should do just fine and dandy.

I am definitely not a pathological liar.............or am I? :074:

Erm the jury is out on that last comment :045: *runs and hides*

Good to see you back tho thought Stumpy had left you up in the loft :045:

[MightyMouth]

Pah.....never. Who would tell him how to put the kettle on? :076::077:

[Meerkat]

Pah.....never. Who would tell him how to put the kettle on? :076::077:

:045: ahhhh he's not that bad is he ??? Thank goodness MR FB can cook, iron and do the washing and the food shopping :044: - he just doesn't know how to clean the house

[Freckle Face]

Hi Teddy,

Welcome to VC!!

[fangedwolf]

Welcome to the forum Teddy

[Penelope]

Welcome from another relative newcomer.
This site is really friendly and good fun.
Nice getting to know people and so far everyone seems really nice and honest!
Enjoy yourself - and don't be put off that there are so many of the stronger sex on here, we don't mind a few of you men joining us even though we know you can only do one thing at a time whilst we multi-task all the time!!!!

(tee hee)
xx

[Pink Gundog]

Hi teddy, tell us a bit about your dogs mate :001:

[stumpy]

and don't be put off that there are so many of the stronger sex on here, we don't mind a few of you men joining us even though we know you can only do one thing at a time whilst we multi-task all the time!!!!

Multi-tasking, pah, a legend in her own mind :045::044: [at least it gives Teddy the identity of one of the resident disillusioned psychos] :040::063:

[Teddy]

I presently have an overweight spaniel who is 5 or 6 (not very good at birthdays). He likes having me work from home; he can sleep in his armchair with one eye watching both the back door and the refrigerator door!
You are right, men do not multi task. It has been said of President Obama that he is so concerned with domestic issues, that he has little time for foreign matters. So that means he can't walk, and chew gum at the same time.
I was going to make a note of psychos on the site. Me thinks I am going to need a bigger sheet of paper.

[Nessie]

Just remember I'm the sensible one and that should stand you in good stead!! lol

[Teddy]

Just remember I'm the sensible one and that should stand you in good stead!! lol


So noted!

[stumpy]

Just remember I'm the sensible one and that should stand you in good stead!! lol

Watch out there Teddy, it's always the trouble-makers who are the first to claim their innocence and their perceived [only to themselves though] rational thought processes.....:014:

[Angela]

LoL ! you guys crack me up :049: welcome to the madness Teddy , enjoy your stay :044:

[wendy]

hi teddy welcome to the nut house :059:

[AngieBaby!]

A quick hello and welcome from me too! :044: I've just popped in from diggin' the garden to have a nice cool glass of iced water and some respite from the heat! - I wish someone would arrange a surprise garden makeover for me, I'm cream crackered!:010:

[Tanya]

Hi Teddy - welcome to VC and enjoy your time here :044:

[Gwen]

Hello Teddy and welcome to VC. Aren't you pleased the site wasn't called Vocal Diner?

I love spaniels, can we have a photo please?

[terri]

hi and welcom to vc teddy :075:

[Natalie]

Hiyaa, welcome to VC :054: