Intro

[Velox]

Hi,

I'm from another of Simon's boards and he gave us a general invite. I know him as JT or Johhny Thunder though ;) (well the smileys are more accessible on this board, although they have very pointy chins) So thought i'd be all sociable and come and say hello (hello!). If he says anything about me, it will be completely untrue. Please keep that in mind.

:P

[Michelle]

Hi Velox
Welcome, actually we want more smileys on here, and I'm sure simon would'nt say anything bad about you ;)

[Simon]

And just so that none of you mistake who he is, attached is a picture of Velox.

Movie clip to follow shortly! :D

[Velox]

Arrgghhh bastard! Thats not me. Lies! I said he would!

Can't believe you posted that in my intro thread.

[Jules]

Hi Velox I joined last night after being re directed from another site :D

[Simon]

Just thought i'd save the other clan members the trouble!

Movie clip to follow!

[MightyMouth]

Gawd you must have been bladdered!

[Velox]

Yeah thats one way of putting it. It was the tequila. Blame the tequila!

[Angela]

And I had nothing what so ever to do with it ...at all ... :twisted:

[Velox]

Angel! Still got your head above water then!

yeah yeah, miss innocent. That sure as hell ain't my lipstick all over me!

(it's not my colour)

[Simon]

Lol... the funny thing about that was the amount of people who took part!

:D

My favourite bit was the "insert here" part written on your back (with arrow pointing down).

And the 'unremovable' cock on the top of your head. Was that magic marker?

[Velox]

Probably just down to me being still too drunk to wash properly the following day.