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5th September 2007, 17:50
A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest,......
" Father, it has been one month since my last confession..... I've had
sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.". The priest tells
the sinner,... "You are forgiven..... Go out and say three 'Hail Marys'.".......
Soon, another man enters the confessional....... "Father, it has been
two months since my last confession..... I have had sex with Fannie Green t
wice a week for the last two months.".....
This time the priest asks,..... "Who is this Fannie Green?"....
"A new woman in the neighbourhood,"... the sinner replies....
"Very well," says the Priest ..."Go and say ten 'Hail Marys'....."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
sermon ; when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church..... All the
men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits
down in front of the altar......She is stunning.... Her dress is green
and very short,; with matching shiny emerald green shoes........
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs
slightly spread apart,... Sharon Stone-style..... The priest turns to
the altar boy and whisperingly asks,.......
"Is that Fannie Green?".....
The altar boy replies,..... "No Father,..... I think
it's just the reflection off her shoes."...............
" Father, it has been one month since my last confession..... I've had
sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.". The priest tells
the sinner,... "You are forgiven..... Go out and say three 'Hail Marys'.".......
Soon, another man enters the confessional....... "Father, it has been
two months since my last confession..... I have had sex with Fannie Green t
wice a week for the last two months.".....
This time the priest asks,..... "Who is this Fannie Green?"....
"A new woman in the neighbourhood,"... the sinner replies....
"Very well," says the Priest ..."Go and say ten 'Hail Marys'....."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
sermon ; when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church..... All the
men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits
down in front of the altar......She is stunning.... Her dress is green
and very short,; with matching shiny emerald green shoes........
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs
slightly spread apart,... Sharon Stone-style..... The priest turns to
the altar boy and whisperingly asks,.......
"Is that Fannie Green?".....
The altar boy replies,..... "No Father,..... I think
it's just the reflection off her shoes."...............