Michelle
4th September 2007, 09:45
A guy had to go to his girlfreind’s house for dinner with her parents. Knowing the kind of people his inlaws are he trys to do something to impress them.
So he goes to buy a brand new motocycle just for the occassion. When he got there the owner tells him that all his money can afford is a bike that needs to be smeared with vaseline before touching it wit water or else it will rust.
The guy pays for the bike and sets off for his girlfriend’s house. Upon reaching the house he notices that the sink in the kitchen is pilled up with dishes from 2 weeks ago.
During dinner his girlfriend’s dad annouces that the next person to talk has to do the dishes.
So as they are eating the man gets up lifts his girlfriend unto the dining table and have raw dirty sex with her.
The girl’s parents feel disgusted because of what the guy just did but can’t talk.
After the man is done with his girl he moves to his girls mother and has sex with her infront of her husband. Just as he was done it started to rain so the man went to his coat and got his vaseline to put it on his bike so he headed straight for the door where his girls dad was sitting. As soon as he saw they guy with the vaseline he got up and said fine I’ll do the damn dishes just put that vaseline away.
:D :D
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman
neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her
tomato garden to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two weeks she
exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "How did you make
out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!"
So he goes to buy a brand new motocycle just for the occassion. When he got there the owner tells him that all his money can afford is a bike that needs to be smeared with vaseline before touching it wit water or else it will rust.
The guy pays for the bike and sets off for his girlfriend’s house. Upon reaching the house he notices that the sink in the kitchen is pilled up with dishes from 2 weeks ago.
During dinner his girlfriend’s dad annouces that the next person to talk has to do the dishes.
So as they are eating the man gets up lifts his girlfriend unto the dining table and have raw dirty sex with her.
The girl’s parents feel disgusted because of what the guy just did but can’t talk.
After the man is done with his girl he moves to his girls mother and has sex with her infront of her husband. Just as he was done it started to rain so the man went to his coat and got his vaseline to put it on his bike so he headed straight for the door where his girls dad was sitting. As soon as he saw they guy with the vaseline he got up and said fine I’ll do the damn dishes just put that vaseline away.
:D :D
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman
neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her
tomato garden to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two weeks she
exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "How did you make
out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!"