Funny Website

[Nicola]

The 'Steve don't eat it' part of this website cracks me up. It's the way the guy writes, it's genius 8-)

Be warned though, it ain't for the delicate of stomach :mrgreen:

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/ca ... eat_it.php (http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php)

[Pink Gundog]

Where do you find this stuff :D

[Simon]

lol.... "punches you in the nose like a stinky fist"

[Nicola]

It's this one, amongst many others that kills me..

"As I attempted to fish out a "good one," I couldn't help notice the alarming skin texture. For all those times I wondered what it would be like to gnaw on my grandmother's thigh, I was about to find out."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Velox]

Actual tears down my face. I fell apart when I read this one:

To make things more interesting, and a little bit easier on myself, I decided to break out the Hershey's syrup and whip up some chocolate breast milk.