Give me three!

[Michelle]

Give me three soaps?

Eastenders
Coronation Street
Emmerdale

Give me three scary movies? :lol:

[lyn]

erm i'm useless with movies but here goes

scary movies
scary movies
scary movies

:06:

[Michelle]

Lyn that is cheating, try again :roll:

[lyn]

ohhh i get it now :08: ok here goes

texas chainsaw
exorcist
nightmare on elm street

give me three million quid..........oops no seriously, give me three holiday destinations that are not beach holidays.

[NinjaMaster]

give me three holiday destinations that are not beach holidays.

Val d’Isere (sp?) skiing place
Romantic Paris break
Rocky Mountains Hire n Drive http&#58;//smileys&#46;on-my-web&#46;com/repository/Tongue/tongue-021&#46;gif<- Damn! Where is that sticky-out-tongue smillie?

Give me 3 books written by an author with Z in their name (first or second name. Can be different authors :) )

[Michelle]

Yeah thanks for this one :roll:

The Bear comes home - Rafi Zabor
Another side of midnight - Mia Zachary
Dirty Weekend - Helen Zahavi
Phewwwwww!

Give me three elvis songs!

[jools]

Love me Tender
Hound Dog
Old Shep :04:

Give me 3 shades of green

[happydog]

Chrome green
Leaf green
Olive Green

Give me three types of elephants

[Ladylola]

Bottle green
Jade green
lime green

Give me 3 Birds beginning with the letter P

[Ladylola]

Posted at the same time :roll:

Indian Elephant
African Elephant
Pygmy Elephant

Give me 3 birds beginning with P

[happydog]

Bottle green
Jade green
lime green

Give me 3 Birds beginning with the letter P Oi! :02: :lol:

Thanks ladylola. you are indeed a lady :10: :D :D :10:

[happydog]

Parrot
Penguin
Peewit

Give me three types of doughnut (pleeeeeeze)

[lyn]

jam doughnut
ring doughnut http&#58;//smileys&#46;on-my-web&#46;com/repository/Drooling/drooling-6&#46;gif
cream doughnut

give me three planets/moons that possible have water in any form :06:

[Michelle]

omfg I could'nt find any :oops: you want to change that one Lyn? ;)

[Aearoniel]

Mercury (evidence of water in the north pole found in 1992)
Earth (And apparently our moon)
Mars

Give me three Orchids :)

[happydog]

Cattleya
Cypripedium
Odontoglossum

Give me three ways of keeping calm

[Michelle]

Count to ten
Breath, inhale through the nose and out through the mouth :lol:
if one and two fail, vodka and coke always works for me :D

Give me three things you would have if you could (absolutely anything!)

[lyn]

maisie my oes who died
my dad
my sis and brother

ok i know thats four but you can't make me choose

give me three sweets http&#58;//smileys&#46;on-my-web&#46;com/repository/Drooling/drooling-6&#46;gif

[helen1]

Bon Bons
Licquirish alsorts
Toblerone

Give me three 'ideal men'

[Michelle]

Give me three 'ideal men'

Pmsl http&#58;//smileys&#46;on-my-web&#46;com/repository/Laughing/lol-059&#46;gif sorry! will let someone else answer that one! :D

[Aearoniel]

Do three exist!? hehe :lol:

[lyn]

well it was very very hard to come up with three

no, sorry i just can't even think of one :11:

[Michelle]

erm Father Christmas? :( thats the best I can do!

[MightyMouth]

Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniels :lol:

[Michelle]

I think that just about covers that nearly impossible three :lol:

Give me three of ur most prized possessions!

[Simon]

My computer. My guitar. My EOS 5D (camera)

Give me... three things that annoy you about your other half!

[Krisdt]

his jealousy
his temper (although I am the only one who can calm him down :roll: )
his obsession with things being ironed

gimme 3 types of acohol

[lyn]

vodka http&#58;//smileys&#46;on-my-web&#46;com/repository/Drooling/drooling-6&#46;gif
bacardi
wine

give me three good reasons why i shouldn't murder my youngest who is dogging me for cash, again and again and again :02:

[Michelle]

blood stains terribly :D
think what the neighbours would say :shock:
a lengthy prison sentance :cry:

Give me three birthday present ideas for a girl who basically has everything ;)

[lyn]

erm, money, some more money and even more money. sorry michelle but i am the worlds worst present thinker upper? i rely solely on my kids greed now. :!:

[happydog]

Well obviously it depends on the age of the girl but how about&#058;
A camel
A man who has everything
and anything from here ;)
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/index.jsp

Give me three Shakespeare plays

[Michelle]

oooh I like those! :13:
Hamlet
Romeo and Juliet
Macbeth

Give me three John Wayne movies!

[Krisdt]

hamlet
king lear
taming of the shrew
gimme 3 types of joint (human)

[happydog]

oooh I like those! :13:
Hamlet
Romeo and Juliet
Macbeth

Give me three John Wayne movies!

hamlet
king lear
taming of the shrew
gimme 3 types of joint (human) :lol: Well I never knew John Wayne was in those Krisdt .

elbow
knee
hip

Give me three vices :11:

[Alpha]

smoking
drinking
gambling

give me 3 adult toys

[lyn]

erm, football
playstation
x box
:lol: hah i know what you meant :lol:

[Alpha]

Chicken
Wimp
Scaredy cat

[Michelle]

pmsl vibrator
inflatable lady friend :shock:
handcuffs :lol:

Give me three reasons a man would not want sex!

[Simon]

Just had.
Minger.
Dead.

Gimme three classic cars!

[Michelle]

Jag Roadster
Cadillac Eldarado :13: (wish list)
Triumph Spitfire

Give me three Steven King novels that have been turned into films?

[Simon]

The Green Mile
Shaweshank Redemption
The Stand

3 reasons to eat chocolate

[happydog]

It's getting close to it's use by date so has to be eaten
You've accidentally overstocked so it has to be eaten
It's rude to refuse when it's offered

Give me three real reasons why a woman wouldn't want to have sex.
I think this should be answered by a woman- don't you? :11:

[Michelle]

five minutes of her life wasted :lol:
ceiling has jst been painted so that doesnt need checking
she doesnt need new shoes at the mo, so why bother :D

Give me three of the worse chat up lines ever!

[Krisdt]

is your dad a thief, cos someone stole the stars from th sky and put them in your eyes

do you come here often

that dress would look lovely on my bedroom floor

give me 3 good chat up lines

[happydog]

Going to have to think long and hard for a single answer to that one krisdt

Nope. Pass ;) .

[lyn]

well i did have a couple but i can't post here.
but some of these are fun, http://www.drdating.com/funny/pick-up-l ... -lines.php (http://www.drdating.com/funny/pick-up-lines/funny-chat-up-lines.php)

[jools]

give me 3 excuses you've used to pull a sicky

[lyn]

my dil is in labour(8 weeks before she was due) :o
my mum has been taken seriously ill (so i could go on holiday for a week)
twisted ankle(when i did a stint as a personal shopper for tesco)

give me three cheers for my ability to tell big whoppers to get out of work.

give me three reasons to get a new puppy (not that I need a reson but jim does)

[MightyMouth]

because cuddling them is therapy for when you stress
because they may go to a bad home and you are saving them pain
because whatever dogs you have now need a playmate

Three things that have made you cringe :11:

[Bon Jovi]

photos of myself
the word "jodphurs" *shudder*
teling medically insensitive jokes at inapropriate times

gimme 3 of the best ways to meet women...

...seriously :(

[stumpy]

- The recent bill for repairing the car
- Being a sober scotsman in Blackpool
- Listening to an American try to tell me how to do my job

Now give me 3 tracks from The Doughnut in Grannys Greenhouse album please..... :o

[stumpy]

Oh oh, sorry Trumper Duck..........looks like we both answered Mighty Mouth at the same time.....

I'll have a bash at your 3........erm....it's been a looooooooong time so be kind:

- Go to the supermarket, it's always full of females shopping coz guys are crap at it
- Look out for hen nights, you couldn't fail if you don't mind being puked on I guess
- The old 'grab a granny' used to be a dead cert when I was a bit [lot] younger....

I'll stick to the same 3......gimme' 3 tracks from The Doughnut in Granny's Greenhouse album

[lyn]

my pink half of the boogie
beautiful zelda
hello mabel

three changes maggie thatcher made (no dissing maggie she is my hero) ;)

[Bon Jovi]

- Go to the supermarket, it's always full of females shopping coz guys are crap at it
- Look out for hen nights, you couldn't fail if you don't mind being puked on I guess
- The old 'grab a granny' used to be a dead cert when I was a bit [lot] younger....


lol grab a granny :D

[Michelle]

Hit trade unions in the nads :roll:
Done away with local Government tax and brought in the wonderful Poll Tax :roll: :roll:
Sorted those pesky kids by taking away their free school milk. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Give me three things you would change if you ruled the world!!

[lyn]

the justice system, i would lock all the crims up
the nhs, i would release drugs for use regardless of cost(i would pay for them by sacking all the useless managers)
i would ban puppyfarms worldwide. i would make sure it was policed too.

[Simon]

Gimme 3 most sensitive parts on your body....?

[Simon]

She missed the chance! Answer the Q!

[lyn]

my feet (did i ever tell you all i hate feet. they creep me out big time)
my sides
my shoulders

i am very ticklish.

[Michelle]

Neck just below the ear
for some reason the back of my knees :)
breasts for obvious reasons :)

[Michelle]

ooh posted same time lyn! :D

give me three songs by The proclaimers!

[lyn]

blood on your hands
restless soul
now and then

give me three songs by prefab sprout ;)

[Michelle]

Cars and Girls
King of Rock n Roll
When love breaks down

Give me three X men :)

[Simon]

Wolverine, Professor X, Cyclops

Give me... three things you want to say to your ex, that you haven't already.

[Michelle]

Lol You make my skin crawl!!!
Come in and meet my new boyfriend :twisted:
Im moving to australia :lol:

Give me three things you wished you'd done but didnt

[Alpha]

travelled more
worried less
enjoyed my free time more.

give me three deadly sins

[Simon]

Lust, Pride, Wrath
Give me 3 of the most well known serial killers!

[Michelle]

Ted Bundy
John Gacy
Geoffry Dahmer

Give me three of your favourite pastimes (at least one must not be cocker related) :lol:

[stumpy]

Playing for hours on end in my front room with our blue roan
Chilling on the river bank
Walking up the hills with our cockers

Give 3 country capital cities that contain the letter Z ........

[happydog]

Ha. Too difficult for all of you, or just couldn't be bothered :D ?

La Paz (Bolivia)
Zagreb (Croatia)
Vaduz (Liechenstein)

Three types of rock please :)

[lyn]

igneous
sedimentary
slate

not sure if they are correct. i haven't checked.

[stumpy]

Igneous
Sedimentary
Metamorphic

Right.....three winners of the first oscars

[stumpy]

igneous
sedimentary
slate

not sure if they are correct. i haven't checked.

Hahaha.......Lyn, we were almost in tune :10: :10: :10:

[lyn]

igneous
sedimentary
slate

not sure if they are correct. i haven't checked.

Hahaha.......Lyn, we were almost in tune :10: :10: :10:well its a good job we were coz i forgot to ask for three of anything :oops:

[stumpy]

igneous
sedimentary
slate

not sure if they are correct. i haven't checked.

Hahaha.......Lyn, we were almost in tune :10: :10: :10:well its a good job we were coz i forgot to ask for three of anything :oops:

I'll hand it over to you young lady......just coz I is a gent!! Give us 3 then.. ;) :10: ;)

[Michelle]

Janet Gaynor-best actress
Lewis Milestone- best director - two arabian nights
Emil Jannings- best actor

Give me three classic Frank Spencer sayings!

[lyn]

ooh betty
hmmmm
i'm being harrassed

[stumpy]

A trouble shared is a trouble doubled
Ooh betty
Franesca did a woopsy [daughters name escapes me]

Give me 3 things you can be arrested for whilst in a lay-by?

[Michelle]

Lyn get with the program :lol: question please :roll: :D

[stumpy]

Yeah Lyn........ wot's your questions? :10:

[Michelle]

ask Gillian Taylforth :lol: :lol:
making illegal transactions with iranians
holding an impromptu rave :lol:

Give me three no 1. records from 1969 :lol:

[lyn]

lily the pink
isrealites
two little boys

give me three reasons why my brain has stopped working :x

[stumpy]

Rolling stones - Honky Tonk Woman
Desmond Dekker & the Aces - The Israelites
The Beatles - Get Back

First 3 people to step on the moon but they must be different nationalities

[stumpy]

lily the pink
isrealites
two little boys

give me three reasons why my brain has stopped working :x

You've stopped taking the drugs you were subscribed
You're in alpha mode
You have not had sufficient quantities of chocolate

Already given a question...... :P

[lyn]

ok i give up. as i know it only americans have actually walked on the moon.
come on stumpy, stump up the answers.

[Michelle]

Rolling stones - Honky Tonk Woman
Desmond Dekker & the Aces - The Israelites
The Beatles - Get Back

First 3 people to step on the moon but they must be different nationalities

Stumpy I can find (oops know) twelve but theyre all yanks! :lol: :lol: and I know how much you lurrve them :D

[stumpy]

You surely aren't giving up that easy........ok, there were a fair few yanks [dagnabit] an australian, a few russians and I believe a canadian......go forth and seek!

[Michelle]

You surely aren't giving up that easy........ok, there were a fair few yanks [dagnabit] an australian, a few russians and I believe a canadian......go forth and seek!

Neil Armstrong,Buzz Aldrin,Charles “Pete” Conrad,Alan Bean, Alan Shepard,Edgar Mitchell,David Scott,James Irwin,John Young,Charles Duke,Eugene Cernan and last but by no means least Harrison “Jack” Schmitt. Couldnt find their nationalities (couldnt be bothered ;) ) so you decide.

Give me three names of people who survived the sinking of the Titanic!

[lyn]

erm i can't find any :oops: but i did find this http://ask.yahoo.com/20021018.html

[stumpy]

Lilian Gertrud Asplund
Barbara Joyce West Dainton
Elizabeth Gladys Dean

3 fastest production motorcycles since 2000

[Michelle]

Suzuki Hayabusa GSX1300R
Kawasaki zz-r1400
Duccati 999R

Give me three of your favourite places!

[Alpha]

on the beach
thailand
amsterdam

give me 3 ways we can get Stumpy to fess up

[stumpy]

Cartagena [Colombia]
Cape Town
Algarve

3 of your least fav places you've been on holiday

[stumpy]

kidnap his wife
kidnap his dog
kidnap one of his kids

3 ways to beat the winter blues

[lyn]

move to the canaries
move to australia
erm hibernate

[Michelle]

oooh Log fire
plenty of exercise
staying in bed when its cold out (pref with someone you can snuggle)

Give me three of the most romantic things youve ever done for your oh!

Lyn you forgot ur question again :roll:

[Alpha]

kidnap his wife
kidnap his dog
kidnap one of his kids

3 ways to beat the winter blues

Bloody difficult when he has decided to become "S" the international man of mystery.

[stumpy]

flowers for no reason
jewellery just coz I love her to bits
taking the dogs on a sunday so she can have a lay in

what's the worst things you ever got for xmas?

[happydog]

More than three but last years included:

A pink and turquoise collapsible umbrella with Monets water lilies on it (I already have five and never use an umbrella)
A brass incense burner (Ugly and naff)
A set of M&S Towels (I have an airing cupboard bursting at the seams with towels)

Give me three things we know about Stumpy

[lyn]

he is a mystery man
he is related to someone here
he has cockers but isn't a member of col

give me three authers on ancient history mysteries

[Michelle]

Peter James
Nick Thorpe
Alfred Hitchcock (had two vodkas ffs)

Give me three of your favourite tipples!

[lyn]

vodka and redbull
vodka and coke
vodka and lime :13:

[happydog]

vodka and redbull
vodka and coke
vodka and lime :13:

Come on Lyn! You're forgetting the question again :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:

[lyn]

omg what is happening to me :04:
give me three types of flight

[Alpha]

scheduled
package
and falling with style and grace

give me 3 reasons that knobheads are like they are?

[lyn]

erm they're male
they have a willy
they have no brain

give me three rare precious stones

[happydog]

Pollucite
Herderite
Chondrodite

Give me three reasons why men wear better than women of the same age.

[stumpy]

Coz we don't nag :04:
We avoid prolonged shopping sprees :o
We don't wear make-up [well not in public ;) ]

Gimme 3 types of water craft propelled only by natural means [no oars or engines]

[Michelle]

Punt (technically does not use oars :D )
Catamaran
Yacht

Give me the name of three of Elizabeth Taylors husbands!

[lyn]

richard burton
larry fortensky (sp)
michael todd

name three stars in the sky

[happydog]

Our Sun
The North Star -Polaris
The Dog Star -Sirius

Name three naturally occuring soil bacteria found in the UK

[lyn]

erm, hmmm ok here goes and i'm not googling this one either, so they may be wrong.
1.. chlostridium botulinum
2...Bacillus anthracis (i did have to look up the spelling)
3...no i have to go and google another one. i always get bacterias mixed up :11:

[Michelle]

:07: Lyn ahem what is missing from the above post :roll: :roll:

[lyn]

ok i didn't ask a question coz i'm still looking for some soil based bacteria found naturally in the uk.

a question whilst i search.

give me three ancient races

[jean]

sumarians
greeks
babylonians
give me 3 types of pine tree

[lyn]

lace bark pine......pinus bungeana
ponderosa pine.....pinus ponderosa
scotch pine..........pinus sylvestris

give me three species of jellyfish

[happydog]

Rhizostoma octopus (Barrel Jellyfish)
Cyanea capillata (Lion’s Mane Jellyfish)
Chrysaora hysoscella (Compass Jellyfish)

Three species of UK soil fungi please :twisted: .
(and what about that third species of soil bacteria Lyn? :07: :lol: )

[lyn]

damn i was hoping you'd all forget :lol:

cauliflower fungus sparassis crispa
maitake fungus grifola frondosa
parasol mushroom Macrolepiota procera

give me three famous instances of paradoilia

[lyn]

happydog my third would be toxoplasma. i had to look it up :oops:

[Lovecatz]

Partridge
Pigeon
Pintail

Give me 3 types of whale :D

[Michelle]

Blue
Killer
Humped back

Give me three russian composers!

[lyn]

ok lovecatz what are you on about :lol: the last "give me three" was three instances of paradoilia :o not birds beginning with P. that was pages backhttp&#58;//smileys&#46;on-my-web&#46;com/repository/Laughing/lol-032&#46;gif

[Lovecatz]

ok lovecatz what are you on about :lol: the last "give me three" was three instances of paradoilia :o not birds beginning with P. that was pages backhttp&#58;//smileys&#46;on-my-web&#46;com/repository/Laughing/lol-032&#46;gif

lol lol - sorry doing to many things at once :11: :15:

[stumpy]

Blue
Killer
Humped back

Give me three russian composers!

Hans Pfitzner
Anton Rubenstein
Artur Lemba

Give me 3 musical instruments that require your feet to play them?

[happydog]

Hi hat cymbals
Piano
Organ

Give me three types of capital found on architectural columns

[jean]

doric ionic and corinthian if I remember my egyptian architecture from my higher art all those years ago.

name three british stone age settlements / places

[Simon]

Lincoln, Gloucester, York.

Three kinky items you own.

[lyn]

aww not fair simon. i don't own anythink kinkier than suspenders and stockings :11: :oops:

[Simon]

Well, will have to be answered by someone else then! And I asked the question, so I can't answer it!

:01:

So, ..... Name three kinky items you own!

[Bon Jovi]

Vacuum Cleaner
Rubber Gloves
Glory Hole


... what?

Gimme three good reasons to leave you (you cow!)

[Simon]

Not producing enough milk. Hangin with other bulls. Udderly awful as a partner.

Gimme three best junk foods!

[lyn]

burger king, burger with just onions :13:
kebab, only meat and onions with loads of hot chilli sauce :13: :13:
kfc :13: :13: :13:

three fave people in the whole world. past or present

[Michelle]

My grandad (past :cry: )
My sister
My mate Anne :D

Give me three of your best moments!

[happydog]

Being in California, LA, Palm Springs, Santa Barbara and driving up the Pacific highway.
Getting my degree.
Fishing in Monmouth.

Give me three people who have inspired you.

[Simon]

Dr Phil McGraw
Bruce Lee
Derren Brown

Gimme 3 things that make your blood boil!

[Angela]

Animal Cruelty
My Ex
Adults getting involved in kids Fights

(answer based on recent events :roll: )

give me three things to have on toast

[lyn]

squashed banana
jam
poached egg

give me three colours i can paint my front room that will match my brown leather sofa :11:

[Michelle]

Pale blue
Cream
Duck egg blue

Give me three reasons not to lose your temper!

[lyn]

you may end up looking silly.
it makes you tired
it makes you feel worse in the end

three things to pack if i go away indefinately

[Michelle]

Mobile phone
bank cards
passport

Give me three items you could not live without.

[Pixie]

Love :10:
Music ♪♪
Laughter :lol:

Gimme 3 annoying adverts on tv

[Michelle]

Safestyle windows - I say you buy one,you get one free,( f*** off your t*** )
Cillit bang
Touch n Fresh

Give me three things that you are scared of.

[lyn]

the dark
ghosts
dentists

give me three popular cross breeds

[happydog]

Cockerpoos
Labradoodles
Spoodles

Give me three uses for a loofah

[Simon]

Scrubbin your back
Pretendin to be an elephant
Pretending to be better endowed than you are

Gimme three reasons women are bad drivers (excluding any man-related reasons)

[happydog]

I can't
'cos we're not!

[Bon Jovi]

they are generally too flexible
you never get a straight shot
their heads cause massive divvits

gimme 3 of your favourite guitar players..

[Michelle]

Right dont know any really but.....

Jimi Hendrix
Eric Clapton
http&#58;//smileys&#46;on-my-web&#46;com/repository/Music/guitar-018&#46;gif <-----and this little dude

Give me three of your favourite subjects ever!!

[lyn]

biology (human)
geography
ancient history

give me three things you regret ever doing

[jean]

having kids
having dogs
having friends.


name 3 marsupials..
edited oh poop read that wrong I read it as never rtegreted

regret ,, having to cut grass
having to iron clothes
having to weed the garden..

[lyn]

kangaroo
koala
wallaby

give me three jobs you liked ;)

[happydog]

Working on 'Have I got news for you'
Working, and playing hard in the Channel Islands when I was 17.
What I do now.


Give me three ways to get the job of your dreams.

[lyn]

study hard
creep lots
lie loads ;)

three hair dyes that cover the grey hair

[Michelle]

L'Oreal Colour expert
Nice n Easy
Schwarzcopf Live Colour

Give me three of your best features!

[slylockfox1]

beer belly
hair suddenly appearing in nose and ears
fluffy bits between the toes that the dog licks

favourite 3 characters from Star Trek DS9 :ugeek:

[jools]

beer belly
hair suddenly appearing in nose and ears
fluffy bits between the toes that the dog licks

favourite 3 characters from Star Trek DS9 :ugeek:

Wish you'd go back to being a lurker....that's minging!

Not able to answer the star trek one....I have a life to lead!!!

[Simon]

Odo
Quark
That chick with the dots on her face (she's hot - even for a symbiant being type thing)


Give me three reasons why "The Shat" was by far the best Star Trek captain!

[slylockfox1]

i agree on Dax..... hot chick with big slug inside

The Shat is not my fav ..... Capt Archer is

but ok

1. Hates Klingons and is not pc correct
2. Always has an eye for the gals
3. Has a beer belly now, like all true men

give me 3 best Star Trek films

[Simon]

OMG - Archer didn't even figure into it. For some reason I never saw that series as part of the Star Trek saga.

Shatner is a legend. I remembered reading an interview article in Loaded magazine, simply titled "Shat.... himself!". brilliant.

Anyway......

Wrath of Kahn
Generations
Search for spock

Ok, gimme three of the best episodes of Quantum Leap!

[slylockfox1]

the one with the mentally disabled lad who lived and worked with his brother in the warehouse
the vampire one
going to say the last one..... but I still don't understand it

best 3 British sci-fi series.... Blakes 7, Space 1999 etc?

[Michelle]

Red Dwarf
Sapphire and Steel ( I was only very little when this was on ;) )
Doctor Who

Give me three of your favourtie simpsons characters!

[lyn]

homer :lol: top man
abu
mr burns

three types of faith healing

[Simon]

Chief Wiggam
Barney
The guy in the comic store



Gimme three great retro sweeties

[slylockfox1]

spangles
sherbet dips..... think they still do them
chocolate tools

your 3 worst vices

[jools]

mint cracknel
sweet 'bacci
fry 5 centres

3 ugly celebs

[slylockfox1]

sweet bacci.....yuk......... suppose you are older though

Victoria Beckam
Camilla
Kaye Adams

3 books you've read recently?

[Simon]

Derren Brown - Trick of the mind
The truth about lies
Wordweaving - the science of suggestion


3 Great films you've seen!

[slylockfox1]

Great Escape
Angels with Dirty Faces
Any John Wayne western

What 3 events in history would you like to have been actually at

[lyn]

moon landing (like, i wanted to be there on the moon)
england winning the world cup.
any papal service thingy when john paul 2 was pope

three important years in your life and why

[Alpha]

My kids
My parents
Lilly...

3 things you couldn't live without?

[Michelle]

The love of my kids
My friends
shoes!

Three things that make you want to scream!

[Simon]

The price of having a child
The price of everything else
Being bitten on the cock ... lol


Um.... gimme three things NOT to say to the in-laws

[Michelle]

Pmsl :D
I've just been bitten on the c***
your daughter will be my seventh wife
To FIL didnt i see you at the lapdancing bar

Three things you shouldnt say to your OH!

[lyn]

you hate the job! well pack it in (note to self, never ever be flippant)
i don't care about money (i don't but he wanted to go on the dole. so i do now)
do what you want. i'm not your f*****g mum!

three things tha will make me/us laugh

[Alpha]

most of the posts on this site.
Peter Kay
What your kids say.

Which 3 people would you tell off?

[lyn]

tony blair
gordon brown
and the pratt who decided the planet is doomed if we on't all go back to cave mans way of life.

three things that are being blamed for global warming :roll:

[Krisdt]

carbon emissions
freyon gases
ultimately humans
3 desserts that everyone loves (without raisins or currants in)

[happydog]

Tiramisu

Raspberry Pavlova

Death by Chocolate.

Give me three ways of unblocking a gutter you can't reach :11:

[lyn]

omg now you started me off on puddings :o i am the master at puddings.
plain sponge and custard
jam sponge pudding (suet) and custard
hemsby apple pie and ice cream :13:

three plants that wouldn't have survived our winters ten years ago but now cope easily.

[happydog]

Olive Tree

Agapanthus

Hibiscus

Think I'll stick with my original question Lyn (see above ;) )

[Michelle]

Find a man and a ladder
Grow really long arms
Or really long legs :shock:

Give me three of your earliest memories!

[happydog]

Playing in the garden, sitting in a washing up bowl of water and tipping it over and falling out.

The day Mum called the Doctor because I had german measles(I screamed the place down).

The day I was naughty and my toy Panda got taken away and (ostensibly)thrown in the dustbin. I was utterly traumatised and hysterical until he got brought back to me. (I still have it too :roll: :12: )


I guess I was about three.

Give me three common moths

[lyn]

brimstone there was one in my bathroom last weekend it was beautiful
mother of pearl
erm the common brown ones that frek me when they dive bomb me

three party tricks (adult)

[stumpy]

Passing oranges from cleavage to cleavage
Drinking an alcoholic drink upside down
Highest pee [no hands]

Give me 3 types of pedestrian crossings excluding zebra and pelican

[jean]

thats cheating we dont have pedestrian xings up here.
dont know. :04:
googled it puffin toucan and pegasus

now name the 3 first records you ever bought

[lyn]

omg erm blondie (can't remember what one)
native newyorker
and i think the third one was boogie wonderland

three things you want to do before you die

[jean]

finish my book, get thin, and have zillions more dogs!

oops forgot this bit..
3 favourite names for next 3 dogs and what breeds and why.

[lyn]

stevie G red and white cocker (ok i know its orange but :lol: ) in fact my next dog is stevie regardless of colour
scouse..... oes or another cocker or springer
marley..... irish water spaniel


three things you've tried to teach a dog and failed

[jean]

to stop rolling in dead muck
to stop burying toys
to stop goggling his grub so fast he doent taste it.

your dogs 3 favourite toys.

[jools]

The kitten :13:
any shoe (to carry in mouth)
anything the other one is playing with

3 of your fav song lyrics

[lyn]

when you walk through a storm, hold your head up high :12: :12: (you'll never walk alone)
when you try your best and you don't succeed (fix you)
don't worry, bout a thing. coz every little thing is gonna be alright.(three little birds by bob marley. i think thats the title of the song)

three songs you really really hate and wanna smash the radio if the dj dares to play them.

[Michelle]

Foundations-Kate Nash
Any by Lilly Allen
Grace Kelly - Mika

Give me three reasons not to damn all call centres to hell :twisted:

[Simon]

Everyone has to work somewhere
The operators are only as good as their training
You try speaking THEIR language as a second language and see how far u get!


OK, your top 3 annoyances with Microsoft Windows

[Michelle]

:shock: :shock:

[lyn]

ms vista is shite, none of my software was compatable
its very overated
erm, everything about it is crap actually but i'm not techie minded so i don't know how to write what i mean.

three personal mantras

[happydog]

'If it was easy then everybody would be doing it'.

'Nothing comes to us without good reason -and we will cope with it -as we are meant to'.

'What goes around -comes around'.


The three most recent best events in your life please.

[lyn]

getting ellie :13:
birth of my grand daughter summer in march :13: :13:
watching other grand daughter squeal in utter delight when she opened the birthda present we got her(upsy daisy doll from the night garden) :13: :13: :13:

[Michelle]

Give me three things you would do, if you knew you wouldnt fail!

[lyn]

pack in the ciggies
driving test(had millions of lessons. can drive perfectly well but i canot take the test)
be a pathologist

three jobs you wouldn't do for any amount of money

[Alpha]

Bin man (the smell and the maggots would send me over the edge)
Chiropodist can't stand feet
RSPCA Inspector it would break my heart

3 jobs you would love to do? And why
(Bet Lyn would love to be a dominatrix...just think you could beat them half to death and get paid)

[Simon]

The guy who oils up women in porn movies
The guy who assists the oil guy in porn movies
An angel.


Gimme 3 things that annoy you about life

[lyn]

council tax
kids
men

three films that made you cry

[slylockfox1]

Rocky 3 when Mickey dies
Rocky 4 when Apollo dies
Shane ...... "Shane, Shane...... come back" :04: :04: :04:

3 uses of camera phones :twisted:

[Simon]

To get background for a robbery / assassination (as per Ronin the movie)
To take a picture of your own hairy ass
To take embarassing photos of your friends at parties



Three reasons why people bother lying.

[Michelle]

Because they are to cowardly to tell the truth
Because the truth would make them not as exciting
Because theyve told so many lies, they dont know what the truth is anymore.

Give me three really good ways to deal with a liar!

[Simon]

1. To establish a baseline with that person
2. To monitor patterns outside the baseline, including hesitiation, vocal range and altered patterns of speech
3. To smack that f*cker upside the head when you finally find out!


Gimme three life changing experiences you've had.

[lyn]

having my first child (life changing is just a massive understatement regards that)
getting my first house. i kept getting these demands for money for water, after three months i went to ask my mum what it was all about. i cannot tell you how shocked i was when she said water rates. its not free :o
meeting jim. ok he really annoys me some times but iwouldn't be without him really. well i don't think i would. he has helped raise four kids who are not his. treated them all like they were his own and supported them financially for 20 years. unlike their real father who couldn't give a sh*t about what happened to them.

three cars you really hate.

[Michelle]

Nissan micra
Any rover/Mg
Porsche (except the boxter)

Give me three things you would change in your oh!

[jools]

everything her says
everything he does
how he looks

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Simon]

Lol..... not leavin much out then!

[Alpha]

everything her says
everything he does
how he looks

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:

[slylockfox1]

3 greatest regrets in life

[Theresa]

Reserecting this as it looks fun

Ok here goes:

1. Taking until I was 30 to stop being held back by my size and having the confidence to say....'yeah I'm big but so what'
2. Not learning to drive until I was 27
3. Leaving school at 16.

3 Favourite memories

[Michelle]

Yay good call Theresa

1. When I was in primary school, summer hols, getting up early every morning, heading out and not going home till it was late.
2. Getting into the "State" nightclub when I was 17.
3. Watching my girls grow!

3 of the most important people in your life?

[Theresa]

Hmmm hard.

1. Well my OH obviously for the love and security he gives me
2. My best mate Pauline, we have been mates for 12 years now and are like two peas in a pod.
3. My little brother. I come from a disjointed and complex family but he has been one and only stability since he came along when I was 7.

I am lucky and am surrounded by loads of fabulous people so only picking 3 is tough.

3 things that really iritate you

[Michelle]

1. Speaking to my ex
2. Looking at my ex
3. Breathing the same air as my ex (lol you get the picture)

3 material things that make you happy

[slylockfox1]

rubber
leather
pvc

give me 3 favourite star trek members

[Theresa]

Crikey I'm not even sure I know three....Let me see there is

1. Spock
2. Scotty
3. Kirk

Are they 3

Give me 3 favourite meals

[Michelle]

1. Spag Bol
2. Sunday Roast
3. Char sui fried rice........mmmmmmmm!

3 of your favourite alcoholic beverages

[Theresa]

OOOOh how to pick just 3

1. Woowoo
2. Peach schnapps and Lemonade
3. Magners

Give me your 3 favourite games in the arcade

[Michelle]

lol you're obsessed!

1. Monkey diving cos it took me ages to beat the high score
2. clash and slash even tho my score never submits
3. archery even if I can't beat Si's score at the mo

got to ask.........3 worst games in the arcade

[Theresa]

Oooh can't remember the names of them but

1 that one where you got to steer a marble
2 The bloody robot kicking one
3. The booger one

the 1st two because I'm shite at them the 3rd because its broke and doesn't save scores

Hmmmmmmm

Give me 3 things you should be doing if you could drag your butt away from here lol

[Michelle]

Weeellllllll there's nothing I should be doing but probably things I could be doing!

1. Catching up with tv...........yawn!
2. Reading the book I've been trying to finish for three days!
3. Going out and getting a life! (sounds like too much hard work tho)

3 of your favourite movies

[slylockfox1]

Angels with Dirty Faces
Last of the Mohicans
True Grit

3 places you've had sex other than a bedroom

[Michelle]

Oooh are you trying to kill this thread?.......I'm gonna wait and see if anyone else wants to answer this one first!

[slylockfox1]

Oooh are you trying to kill this thread?.......I'm gonna wait and see if anyone else wants to answer this one first!

go on be a devil :036:

[Michelle]

Nope! Will wait patiently 8-)

[Theresa]

Ahhhh what the hell I'll answer....none of you have ever met me anyhow.

Right ok lets see......

1. In the changing rooms at Perth swimming pool
2. On my living room floor with my wee bro's best mate while he was drunk and sleeping on the couch
3. Countless times in the car.

Hmmmmm 3 places you'd love to have sex that is not in the bedroom (ha)

[Michelle]

1. On a train (not in the loos)
2. In the middle of a field
3. On a hammock!

3 of your most extravegant buys!

[Theresa]

Hmmmmm Im not really an extravagant person so they are not that impressive.

1. My leather suite - my OH is still in shock that our suite cost more than our car.
2. His private no plate for his birthday last year
3. Glen - always said I would never buy a dog and only rehome but we really wanted a cocker and could find none to rehome up here. Worth every penny though. :001:

3 top holiday destinations

[Freckle Face]

1. Orlando
2. Mauritius (not that I've been, would love to go)
3. Australia (same as above)

Ok, erm, top 3 celebrities you would love to meet.

[Michelle]

1. Vince Vaughn (I think I'd actually marry him, if he was lucky enough to get the chance to ask me)
2. Helen Mirren (to ask her why the hell she got involved with national treasure)
3. Michael Hutchence (deceased I know, but I want to know what happened)

3 of your favourite songs EVER and why?

[lisalh]

Pigeon,
Parrot,
Pheasant

Give me 3 cartoon characters with animal side-kicks.

[Theresa]

Errrr Lisa what the heck did you answer to :070:

[Simon]

Lol... I was wondering that too!

[Michelle]

Pmsl :) :)

[lisalh]

God only knows was obviously having a v v bad day:045::045:

Back to the thread 3 fave songs and why

Happy Birthday-as long as I am not singing it there is a piece of cake and a present at the end!!!!
Build me up buttercup-always makes me think of my Lil sister and some v v drunken nights out together
Send in the clowns- Always have a good weep to this when feeling down and fell better for it.

Now can we have 3 Cartoon Characters with animal sidekicks!!

[Theresa]

Dick Dastardly - Mutley
Calvin - Hobbes
Charlie Brown - Snoopy

Sheesh that was a hard one

Okay

3 ways of serving sausages (Guess what I'm making for tea lol)

[lisalh]

Grilled
Casserole
In buns (hotdogs)


3 fave sweets and why?

[Lee67]

frizzers cos they're scrummy
love hearts cos they're scrummier
cola cubes cos they're the scrummiest of all

(and they all remind me of being a kid)


3 things you should be doing if you weren't playing this game...

[lisalh]

Working-cause I am there
Walking the dog-He needs a good walk today as slept in this morning
Making the brews- Is my turn and have lied saying am doing e-mail for the boss(thank god my screen faces the wall!!)



3 things NOT to do on the Bank Holiday

[Lee67]

Go to the DIY store
Get stuck in traffic going to the seaside
Going to visit relatives you don't like



3 things you should be doing with the kids before they go back to school

[joanne_v]

Baking fairy cakes
Build sandcastles on a beach
Get them to tidy their rooms!

Give me three: types of sheep!

[ppknox]

barbados blackbelly
Shetland
Katahdin

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Give me three card games

[Lee67]

black jack
trumps
snap

give me three: over used reality (z list) TV stars

[Lovecatz]

1. Carol Thatcher
2. Jade Goody
3. Kerry Katona

Give me 3 of the best days of your life: :D

[Theresa]

The day we bought our house
The day we got Glen
The day we got Sally

Three things you'd love to be doing right now

[ppknox]

Shopping
Eating Chocolate
Dancing with Theresa


Give me three alcoholic cocktails...

[Michelle]

Sex on the beach.
Multiple Orgasm.
Fat Frog

Give me three of your favourite items of clothing!

[Lee67]

A pair of Roxy jeans
A Roxy raincoat
A Red or Dead hooded top

Give me 3 Brad Pit movies...