and another!

[lyn]

little nancy was in the garden filling in a hole she'd dug.
her neighbour asked, "what are you doing there".
nancy replied, "my goldfish died and i've just buried him".
the neighbour laughed and said, "thats a big hole for a goldfish isn't it?
"thats because he's inside your fucking cat". replied nancy. :o :lol:

[Simon]

Lol.... :06:

[Ladylola]

:lol: :lol: Like that one

[stumpy]

Isn't that where all cats should be [except maybe one]......in a deep fucking hole? :03:

[Simon]

I like cats. Not as much as dogs tho.

Though it has to be said that cats dont give a shit about humans. And if they had guns, they would almost certainly strike first....