Favourite one liners

[Alpha]

I'm sure we all have loads of them...its just sad cow that i am I love them.
This is my favourite at the moment, its supposed to be about acceptance

"If you have one foot in yesterday..
and one foot in tomorrow...
the only thing you do is shit all over today!"

[stumpy]

I have always liked:

'If today never ends and tomorrow never gets here, what's the rush' :07:

My fav

[happydog]

The latest one I really like is a rather long one liner, but here goes:

Some people are like slinkies, -not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

[Alpha]

just thought of another

Always make sure you are treated in the same way you would want your best friend to be treated.

[lyn]

i love these keep em coming.
my fave is
why worry, if you can't fix it theres nothing you can do, but if you can then why worry
i always say it and it drives my lot mad
happydogs is my fave so far :lol: :lol:

[happydog]

Another one from me, less cruel this time (sorry Lyn :lol: ). I remind myself of it whenever I think I have bitten off more than I can chew, especially work wise.

'If it was easy then everyone would be doing it'.

[Simon]

I like.....

"If at first you don't succeed... hide all evidence that you even tried"

[lyn]

when i was a young teenager and my sis worked in kwik save in maghull she would bring home loads of choccie and a chinese takeaway every friday night. my and me bessie mate paula would have to sit there watching her pig out(to this day she is the greediest person i know and she's not even fat) it wasn't worth us asking for any coz she just used to say
them that ask, don't get and them that don't, don't want :04: :04:

[jools]

"don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today, or you'll wake up with what's behind you, in front of you" frank spencer

[lyn]

i remember that episode :o :o

[Michelle]

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already. :D

[Krisdt]

Some people are like slinkies, -not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Just used thi one at work about a rascist sexist bloke who insists on telling us all his horrendous jokes :o :lol:

[happydog]

Some people are like slinkies, -not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Just used thi one at work about a rascist sexist bloke who insists on telling us all his horrendous jokes :o :lol:
:lol: I bet that shut him up Krisdt.

[lyn]

heres one i live by. if you keep putting it off until tomorrow. i'll never have to do it :D